going to bed

so i was getting ready for bed, and the thought occured to me "what do you do when you get married, and you all of a sudden pull out the nightguard, the glasses, the face scrubbed cleaned with acne medication dabbed on, the rused up hair..." I think that whole marriage concept is romatinzed, who ever talks about the nightguard, or retainer, etc --I mean ok, those first few nights, weeks even that isn't going to be close at hand, but sooner or later you are going to need to start slipping that little baby back on your teeth, and pulling out those so comfortable pjs, yet so unflattering... i'm not married, haven't really dated (that is perhaps another blog post!!) but still i wonder...is it something you talk about in premarital counseling -- sort of a "what to expect" -- you took about what to expect in other areas, and certainly in other areas of the "bedroom" yet do you discuss bedtime routines...just a pondering!!!